the following site contains content unsuitable for younger audiences: mature language, suggestive imagery, nsfw jokes/references, and possible artistic nudity. DO NOT ENTER if you are under the age of 18, pls n thx.
beyond this point, my website IS NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY. my site was developed in a 1920 by 9xx (varies btwn firefox n chrome) browser.
all that being said.. would you like to proceed? :33